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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Hi Jacob You cool

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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