A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Dancing Potatoe!

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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