knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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A jew go out of a bar

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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