Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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The Irish man was sober.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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democracy

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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Anti Joke

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