What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

How many dislikes can this get?

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

What's red and has wheels a red car....

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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