- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

what do you call a black man named mike

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

JEWS

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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