Japan called... They need help.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

like for a handjob.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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