Women's Rights.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Nobody cares.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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A blind man walks into a bar

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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Anti Joke

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