- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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