The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Where is my tractor?

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Women's Sports

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Women's football

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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