What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

The bird is not the word.... Its two

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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