- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

An iguana walks out of a bar

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