Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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PUDDING

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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Women's Rights

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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