How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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