save water shower with friends

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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women have rights

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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