Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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A blind man walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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