- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

Hi Jacob You cool

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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