How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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cms.......?????

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Anne Frank.

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