Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Penis.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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