a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Boobs are nasty!

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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