- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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