What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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Poop

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Chuck Norris

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brett is a dick

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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What is worse

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Looks through the peephole.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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