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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

Chuck Norris died.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

Mitt Romney for president.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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