What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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The WNBA.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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