So a baby seal walks into a club

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Akshaytiger World

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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Women's rights.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Knock Knock Come in

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Penis

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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