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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Get in the van

Small titties.

The WNBA

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

9/11

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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