- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

An asian walks out of math class

AVI IS A FAG

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

NEVER

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Chayton

cory is gay

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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