- Anti Joke

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

obama is a good president

A man farted. Another man walked away.

Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

People Eating Tasty Animals

LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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