Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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I am really good at math debating

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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