What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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knock knock your gay

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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skjer;nf;oashfaefaohesf oiqeshLACLAHN IS SUTRP SD] make it shorett and swert

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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