- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

Which one is hardest?

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

what do you call a cup?... a cup

-Knock knock -Come on in!

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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