Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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