Penis!

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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planking.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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