A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

The Economy

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

NEVER

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

Haha

obama is a good president

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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