Freddie Mercurys teeth

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Your mom

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Women's rights.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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