Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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I'm Jewish

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Star Wars

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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http://www.ladsta.com

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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