What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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whats gay ? you

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Women's rights.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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