- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

potato farming

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

A guy is playing cod

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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