What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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Adam Sandler.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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