Anne Frank.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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womens rights

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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like my drawing of a white person?

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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dead babies

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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roses are red, violets are violet

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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