Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

penis

Knock, knock. Come in!

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

milly, milly, milly, cat

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

you will die someday

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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