Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

Adam Sandler.

whats round and like a ball a ball

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Women

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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