Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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weiner? balls

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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here kitty kitty

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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