Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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knock knock go away ok

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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ps3

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Anti Joke

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