Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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I can't think of a joke!

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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