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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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