Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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tim rafter died no one cared

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Your mom goes to college

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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Canada's army

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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