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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.