- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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