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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

A bar walks into your mother.

Romney 2012

Unflushed Shit...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

minced oaths

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

What is 69? A two digit number.

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