- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

9:11 make a wish

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Mitt Romney for president.

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??