- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

Oh, I must be hearing things.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Knock Knock No one answers....

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

Jewish People

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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