OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

My mom just died....

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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