Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

stuff and dogs {()}

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

Knock knock *No one was home*

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

Anti Joke

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