Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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nice shorts.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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