A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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