What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Penis in a box.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Nathan Gooderson.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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Anti jokes.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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American Idol

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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