- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Knock, knock. Come in!

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Working hard or hardly working????

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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