What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

9/11/01 walks into a bar

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

Dozer has a soul

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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