Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

your face.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

who farted? umm........that guy.

8===========D O:

yo momma is so tall shes tall

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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