What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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You're so straight!

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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