what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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dog

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Did you know?

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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potato farming

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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