What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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Nah

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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What should I name my dog?

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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