- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

i have 2 penises

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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