What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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Pavel Novak

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Benevolent villain.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Hello

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Small titties.

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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