- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

I came.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

My Girlfriend

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.