- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Time flies like a banana.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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