- Anti Joke

A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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