-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Hello

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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