What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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i wish i was a tree !

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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I am really good at math debating

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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Woman's Rights.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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The Colts this year.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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