What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Microsoft Windows

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Real jokes.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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roses are red, violets are violet

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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