- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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