- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

where do the women go? the womanarium

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

whats worse than flunking math? death.

World peace

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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