How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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Anti Joke

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