Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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Icecream

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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oops

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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http://www.ladsta.com

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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