What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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