- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Grapefruit.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

The glass is half an hour.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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